![]() 09/02/2013 at 18:20 • Filed to: The Opposite Locker, Cool Wall, Jeep, Wrangler, Labor Day, Special, OppositeLock | ![]() | ![]() |
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Locker Space
Frigid
Chrysler 300*
Dodge Challenger
Toyota GT 86
Porsche Cayman
McLaren
Porsche 918
Maserati GranTurismo
Aston Martin DB9
Aston Martin V12 Vantage
Jaguar F-Type
SRT Viper
Lamborghini Aventador
Cool
Ford Focus
Chevrolet Corvette (C7)
Mazda MX-5 Miata
Ford Mustang
Porsche 911
Tesla Model S
Maserati Quattroporte
Aston Martin V8 Vantage
Ferrari FF
Audi R8
Ford Fusion
Kia Optima
Mazda 6
Alfa Romeo 4C
Cadillac XTS
Fiat 500
Audi A7
Mercedes-Benz CLS
Ford Fiesta
!!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! - Jason Statham. Cool.
Uncool
Nissan GT-R
Chevrolet Camaro
Porsche Boxster*
Porsche Cayenne
Ferrari 458 Italia
Lamborghini Gallardo
Ferrari LaFerrari
Nissan 370Z
Chevrolet Volt
Maserati Ghibli
BMW 3 Series
Aston Martin Vanquish*
Hyundai Genesis Coupe
Chevrolet Malibu
Hyundai Sonata
Honda Accord
Subaru Legacy
Lexus LF-A*
Buick Regal *
Volkswagen Golf*
Chevolet Silverado
Dodge Ram
Audi A5*
Jeep Grand Cherokee
Mercedes-Benz GLK
Cadillac Escalade
!!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! - You could have just gotten the 5 series, but you instead want to be cradled in comfort and carry and engine that you won't really want to do much with, so why didn't you just buy a Lexus? Uncool.
!!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! - If you own an S Class, the probability that you are being driven around approaches the limit as x goes to infinity of x^x; chances are that you also understood this and work in a boring financial industry full of computers with boring graphs about nothing in particular. Uncool.
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Toyota Camry
Toyota Corolla
Porsche Panamera
McLaren MP4-12C*
Nissan Leaf
Toyota Prius
Nissan Altima
Chrysler 200
Dodge Avenger
Volkswagen Passat
Lexus IS
Lincoln MKZ
Ford F-150
BMW 5 Series Gran Turismo
New Kid On The Block
The Jeep Wrangler is the vehicle for the non enthusiast population, that is until they turn into automotive enthusiasts because of it. The removable doors and roof strip up a fascination with driving without having to break any laws. I would bet on the fact that more Wranglers have been off road than any other brand, make, model of anything ever.
The Big Question : Does the unrefined and unsophisticated Wrangler contribute to everyone's thoughts of you being 10 years old, or does the fact that the Wrangler carries a completely different ethos to a Corolla contribute to everyone's thoughts of you being 10 years old?
Jeep Wrangler
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![]() 09/02/2013 at 12:56 |
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It only gets the Uncool vote from me because damn near every spoiled rich kid in my high school drove one, despite them having no need for its off-road capabilities. Oh well, at least the one I had a peek inside had a stick (which is actually quite common here, but still)!
![]() 09/02/2013 at 13:06 |
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Yup, for every three cars in my high school's parking lot one of them is a Wrangler. Definitely gets an Uncool vote.
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The amount of legend in this header is too high.
![]() 09/02/2013 at 13:12 |
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Do they put bro truck rims on it too?
![]() 09/02/2013 at 13:15 |
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Thankfully no, they were all stock. I went to a rich kid high school, so they were significantly classier than that.
![]() 09/02/2013 at 16:10 |
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I was asking because a neighbour of mine has a 4-door Wrangler, some shade of dark green, with bro truck rims and off-road accessories. It's obviously a poseurmobile to hide his limp dick, because I've never seen it dirty.
![]() 09/02/2013 at 18:22 |
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I want the van
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does this answer your question ?
![]() 09/02/2013 at 18:37 |
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Isn't that a CJ though?
![]() 09/02/2013 at 18:39 |
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I'd say that is true for at least 50% of modified Jeeps. I see them in NY all the time with pristine paint jobs.
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true but I have to believe if he were alive , he'd have a wrangler . also , wouldn't this be the same as including the whole of 3 series bmws or s class mercs .
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That kind of sidesteps the question. Thats a CJ-5, not a Wrangler. CJs are awesome, modern wranglers less so
![]() 09/02/2013 at 18:41 |
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It's not a Land Cruiser 70.
It's not a Land Rover Defender.
Like other posters commented, it's associated with high school. Even for me, coming from Europe, it seems to be the go-to car for US film/tv for a college/highschool scene.
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Uncool. Even though there off-roaded a ton, every rich daddy's girl gets these in high school. I still like them, but most of the time they're uncool.
![]() 09/02/2013 at 19:26 |
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I have to give it an uncool vote here... I love that you can virtually always get a manual on every trim level, and some models are quite luxurious on the inside. That being said, spending $40,000 on a Jeep seems a bit extreme:
This is the Moab edition. Base price, $35,500... and some options, like the dual top, automatic tranny, locking rear axle, and navigation, and it'll run you $43,920! Right off the showroom floor! That is insane!
Also many people buy them for the look: no one uses them like they are meant to be used.
And used ones cost a lot of money, and like Sparf said, every kid in high school has one... in Florida, it is extremely popular; one in four cars is a Jeep...
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I'm gonna have to say uncool. For every one person who actually takes a Wrangler offroad, there are dozens of suburban rich kids just cruising around town with their doors off.
![]() 09/04/2013 at 20:34 |
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This has to be broken up into two categories
1) clean in a mall parking lot.
2) Muddy